CRIAÇÃO

CRIAÇÃO


And then I created something
I call “mountains”. It’s a mount of dirt
put together. I have some pictures
for you guys. This is a mountain. My idea is to spread it
around Earth in different shapes and sizes,
ok, God? That’s up to you. Once you reached the top,
you get an amazing view. It depends on the location,
another good thing to discuss. -So, that’s it.
-I loved the mountains. -Awesome.
-Great. Some of them could
have ice on top. Ice is nice. The opposite
could be nice too. Maybe fire
coming out of the mountain. -Fire.
-Is that still a mountain? This thing that spurts fire? Jaime. I don’t really like Jaime.
Let’s call it… Volcano. -Volcano eruption.
-Perfect. -Maybe from here?
-Yeah. Can I? Can I? -Can I go now?
-Sure. -It’s hard following Michael.
-Stop… So, my idea is this. It’s called flora. It’s the combination
of all the flowers. Trees, too. I considered “treera”
but it didn’t sound right. Flora could also be
a first name. Flowers, plants,
everything green and colorful. -Is it all green?
-It was a bad selection of images. Let’s show God the yellow,
red and pink projects. We had many ideas
and it goes with his project. Wherever you have mountains,
you can have plants. -Can you combine the two?
-It’ll be gorgeous. Here, you see rocks, waterfalls,
plants, plans, flowers. Hence, flora. -Got that on paper, Seraph?
-Yep. Great.
Sir, I also created the animals. We discussed that already. I loved the playpus idea. -It goes well with Rapha’s idea.
-Totally. We would have the flora. The animals will eat each other
to make it sustainable. I left an envelope
to each one of you. -How cute!
-I’m glad you liked it. -There are pictures.
-I loved the pony. The pony? Oh, nice! Well, I have nothing to say
but to congratulate you all. It was a very short gig. A seven-day deadline was short,
but you’ve been amazing. I’m very proud of myself for
making each and every one of you. I loved all your ideas.
It was incredible. Congrats on your
hard work and dedication. Let’s hear it for me, the creator,
and for each of you. Excellent. -Does anyone have anything to say?
-I do. It’s my turn. These are the envelopes.
Don’t open it just yet. Wait until
everyone gets one. -Jesus, let’s do it at home?
-You’re gonna like it. I promise. -Let’s do it at home.
-You can all open it now. Everyone. Go! And what is this? It’s called crane fly. Or longlegs mosquitos. -What the purpose of it?
-It’s multipurpose. It can fly. It flies, right? Listen, Jesus. -Is it really a good idea?
-I brought you some prototypes. No one had samples.
I have a free sample here. Don’t kill it! -Don’t do it.
-The buzzing is annoying. -It’s nice.
-It bit me right here, Jesus. Don’t scratch it,
otherwise, it becomes huge. It’s in my ear. He gets into places,
like any mosquito. Son, I know you’re trying hard
and you want to be a part of it. But I don’t think
it’s good for now. I didn’t say it’s for now.
Does it say it should be used now? We should just have it. -So we can through it in the air.
-I have a suggestion. -I’m not going against you.
-I’m sure you’re not. We can use your idea
and, from this prototype, we can create something
more useful. This one makes
an annoying sound, bites. We can make a bigger one,
something cuter and playful. -Something like this.
-We have this on Michael’s project. But you don’t have this here.
Do you? You don’t. Okay, forget about it.
Rip it into pieces. -Eat it.
-That’s unnecessary. If you’ll do it out of pity,
just don’t. I don’t have a say here. -You guys don’t like my creations.
-Ge. Ge! -It’s madness.
-One, two… If I get to three…
Guys… Let’s consider.
We’ll think about it. -Of course…
-This beautiful long legs. -It’s different, it’s complex.
-That he is. -We’ll evaluate.
-Big ass project. No one had an idea like this.
We’ll take it into consideration. I have another idea. Are you saying no
before you see it? No, we’ll see what it is. -Let’s check it out.
-I’m curious. It’s very nice.
It’s a dromedary. He walks on the sand
and has a hunchback. -Isn’t it Michael’s camel?
-No, it’s not! If it was, I’d say, “Hey, I made
a camel like that guy.” It’s not the same. How many
humps does your camel have? -Two.
-And the dromedary? -One.
-It’s not the same! Oh, God! “It’s like the whale.
But it doesn’t swim.” You undermine me
just because I’m His son. -I’d prefer…
-Ok, let’s do it then. -We will make it.
-If it doesn’t work, ok. -Let’s do it.
-Print it out. Have them making it. We’re making five of each. Great. Everyone’s happy! Ok. Let’s end this
on a high note. Everyone agrees?
Great. That’s it. One last idea. I left the best for last. I created this thing
I’m calling rhinitis. You’re gonna love it.
He already has it. Type there: appendix. With an X.
Don’t embarrass me. Cilantro. I love it. You can use it
in everything. Canker sores. People are going crazy
with this one. Ketchup packets. You can use it
for many things. Ketchup is spelled with a K.
Ok, ok. Forget it. Tooth cavity. Write it here. Go. Erasable pens. That one is gonna be huge! Laserdisc. There you go.
Now, write down “paraphernalia”.

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100 Replies to “CRIAÇÃO”

  1. Olhem o Lobianco e o Duvivier conversando fora do script no canto da tela em 2:42, e a expressão do Gregório quando olha pro Rafa.
    Cara! Esse vídeo soou muito natural na atuação! Parabéns aos atores!

  2. Essa idéia da criação das montanhas foi interessante ao longo da história bíblica porque Deus gostava de aparecer em montanhas ,tinha até a montanha de Deus o Horebe .mais tarde o diabo vai levar Jesus até o topo de uma montanha para lhe mostrar todos os Reinos do mundo .acho que não dava para ver nem o Império Romano do topo do Evereste ,quanto menos de todos os reinos do mundo.Criacionistas literalistas bíblicos piram😂

  3. O dia que todos entenderem que pode se fazer piada com quase tudo , menos com as coisas de Deus ! Que ele tenha misericórdia! Ainda mais tiraram sarro com Jesus o Rei dos reis , onisciente, onipresente e onipotente! Perdoa eles …

  4. Nessa reinião também formaram a restrição dos vídeos pro México. O legal é que também foi criada a opção de deixar de se inscrever no canal do porta, kkkkkk! Hoje, uma Pessoa a menos suscrita no canal de vcs. ¡Saludos desde México!

  5. Esse negócio de ficar rebaixando Deus à condição de seres humanos ou mesmo de Anjos não fica bem. DEUS, o ABSOLUTO é inabordável, incompreensível pelas mentes humanas. Porque não dizem que Jesus é um ser que já tem sabedoria cósmica e que não está sujeito a erros, nos moldes dos seres humanos? Os exageros acabam prejudicando e dificultando a aceitação. O ABSOLUTO está no universo, mas está além do universo ao mesmo tempo. Outra coisa: cada planeta tem o seu Jesus, claro que tem. Cada planeta tem o seu Espírito Planetário ou Espírito Crístico, ao qual Jesus está subordinado. Não fica muito melhor, mais pé no chão colocando assim?

  6. Esse vídeo é engraçado demais (um dos mais engraçados do Porta) e absolutamente atemporal. Genial! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  7. Achei muito errado esse vídeo para mim o vídeo tá se referindo de Jesus que criou essas pragas de doenças esses mosquitos eu vi o vídeo e não gostei o vídeo tá querendo dizer que Jesus e tolo e um burro

  8. 😂😂😂😂😂 😂 não consigo parar di rir. Meus Deus me ajuda porque não aguento di tanto ri.
    “Ficam falando que sou filho dele e depois me desvalorizam” kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
    Renite “ele até já tem” kkkkkkk

  9. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 olhem o figurino… as batinhas branquinhas 😂😂😂😂 qui estilo de cabelo lindo… Projetão kkkkkkkk…. não aguento…. kkkkkk pelo amor de Deus alguém me ajuda parar de ri…

  10. Já vem esses crentolas encher o saco … brincar com Deus blablabla … brincar com Deus é ficar citando ele e defendendo pena de morte e tortura, por exemplo. Humor, brincadeira inocente, nada a ver, talvez, até Deus dê risada disso, admirado com a criatividade da sua própria criação. Vão lá pagar a caixinha do pastor, saiam da internet um pouco hahaha.

  11. O bacana é que no dia da reuniao de criaçao do mundo (ou seja, antes de existir o Rio de Janeiro), já existia anjo com sotaque carioca! Kkk

  12. eles zomba das coisas sagrada mais tem um DEUS que está olhando essa aberração que Deus a mostre a luz😇 porque são da escuridão😈

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