No-Shave November, Reno Style – RENO 911!

No-Shave November, Reno Style – RENO 911!


Uh, I got this in last night. The State of Nevada is trying
to, uh, pass a referendum where, uh, state, and, uh,
local government employees cannot have moustaches. ‘Has anyone seen this?
Prop 5-5-1?’ – ‘They’re uh…’
– That is [bleep] I find that [bleep]. – ‘Take away our moustaches.’
– That ain’t fair. They will take my moustache from my cold,
dead upper lip, my friend. I ain’t coming into work
without a ‘stache. Junior, you was born
with that moustache, wasn’t you? Hell, yeah.
It’s my daddy’s moustache. Or he had a similar one. ‘I don’t want to work here
without a moustache.’ ‘I really don’t.’ I don’t want
to work here either. Well, you have a very light
moustache, so lucky you. It is time for a bleaching. Hi, sheriff’s department. – Oh, I didn’t do anything.
– No, no, it’s alright. No, no, no, no.
Don’t run, don’t run. Sir, I wonder if we could take
a moment of your time today. The, uh, the state government
is, uh, trying to pass a bill… (Larrie)
‘Oh, my God. Oh, no.’ Oh, no. No, it’s alright. Well, you can,
you can help us out. Oh, alright,
I thought it was a bad thing. What the state government
would like us to do is they,
they’re trying to require us to perform
our job moustache-less. (Larrie)
‘Moustache-less?’ Yes, without
the aid of moustaches and, uh, we’re trying
to get 2,000 signatures here on this petition. Why do they don’t… Why don’t
they like the moustache? Sir… All them “bureaucrats”,
they got to do something. – I think I know why.
– Why is that? ‘Cause you look like
gigolos with moustaches. You look like
paid male companions. Well, I can sign… Do you have,
like a “maybe” column? What’s your name, sir? – Larrie Plum. P-L-U-M.
– Larrie Plum. Larrie Plum. Uh, L-A-R-R-I-E. I-E? Larrie with an I-E? Yeah, same pronunciation. Well, we had two Larrys
in the family, so they went… One “Y” and one I-E
except after “C.” Initial next to
your signature there. Sure. Uh, what am I signing now? – Thank you.
– We’re good. Thank you. Well, good luck to you
in your chosen field. Sheriff’s department is trying
to take away our moustaches as deputies and we’re getting
a petition together to see if we can hold
onto ’em for a little while so if you wouldn’t mind putting
your, uh…John Henry on there you’d do us, uh, a big favor. Wait, what? We want you
to sign this petition. We’re trying
to keep our moustaches. They’re trying
to take them away. If you could just, uh, put
your old John Williams on there that’d really, uh,
give us a good– I don’t get it.
Well, there… This doesn’t make
any sense, kind of. – Yeah, yeah.
– That’s what we think, too. – It’s ridiculous.
– We think the same thing. – It’s just completely stupid.
– Yeah. I don’t, I don’t necessarily… I mean, you guys look like
a bunch of a butt darts. I think it’d be a… What, what, what, what?
We look like “butt darts?” [siren wailing] We need members of the community
to help us out by signing this petition. If you’d sign it tonight that’ll let us
keep our moustaches which will let us
keep you safe so we’d appreciate
your signatures tonight. – Okay.
– ‘Fantastic.’ Um…can we, uh sign our character names? – Sure.
– Yeah, go ahead. What’s our opinion on the
department banning mustaches? ‘Check out the action on these.’ You can’t tell whether
I’m smiling or I’m angry when I do that, hmm? Poker face. Yeah. – I think you’re gonna
– Am I going for my gun? My lip’s not telling you.
Uh-uh. Where am I going in my kill
window? Hm? Gun, base, cuffs? Am I gonna hug you,
or am I gonna choke you out? This ain’t sayin’. And with this, forget it. ‘He could bluff me
with a, a two.’ – Am I mad at you?
– I’m folding right now. Am I about to help you
find the Arby’s? You don’t know. [rock song playing on speakers] I’ll say I, uh,
admire your conviction. Turning in your badge and gun. Keeps them, uh, wild dogs
away from you, huh?

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89 Replies to “No-Shave November, Reno Style – RENO 911!”

  1. Beards make mothers mad! "That is not my son, looks more like my vagina minus the alien mouth", a lot of nice mothers hate seeing bearded women confusing their sons into being bearded and enjoyably gay in hair form. I once saw a creepy movie about a femanistic killer-bodied woman, that once her beard grew, her penis also became of heft. She got away with a lot of crime, they found her shaving while singing in her trailer at a circus. They show full penetration in the movie and that beared-lady (beer-did lady), she has the best body ever and no woman on earth will ever reach her muscularity and her rumpyness of her jiggly parts, she killed a lot of guys in the movie; she did a lot of sex, she didn't care about country of origin. The death count on the movie was about 35 sex scenes. Even mini-quick glimpse of chair humping would be considered a sex scene; but those titty-boobs were the best in the whole movie. You could see a couple of would-be's but they weren't bearded-ladies. The bearded lady movie already topped 'Deepthroat', having a clitoruis in the back of your throat is just stupid. Murder is not condoned but sex does create a weird issue in… "hrmmm, I wonder why you go to work and not stay close?" Sex is scary and I feel like something's missing, not the cum out mah body, my soul feels loose and distractingly flubbered. The bearded lady, when shaven became so sexy and nice to see being touchy-f*cked. Her beard grew fast, everytime she ate food the beard would grow as much as she ate her beard grew in length and unrecognizably grotesque. She'd shave and sexily lose weight and be much presentable in the nude and very respectful with nice tittie-boobs not having to flop around all fish-frying like. Movies don't hurt after watching a glorious movie with full-nude sex scenes with penetration and quick checkpoints of story direction. 35 sex/death scenes all rolled into one big happy slut-free movie. Beards make momma's mad, but if their mom's say, "cute", then I guess their vaginas might be confusing the idea of growing so groomed.

  2. I was a child when this show used to air and I thought it was hilarious theb but didn't quite understand everything; now that I'm 23 this show is absolutely genius and everything about it is comedy gold 🤣🤣

  3. Do they not know how much power they derive from their stash? Cant expect them to do their job with those line little bird lips showing.

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