Key & Peele – Les Mis
Key & Peele – Text Message Confusion – Uncensored

Key & Peele – Text Message Confusion – Uncensored

– “BEEN TRYING TO REACH OUT TO YOU ALL DAY. ARE WE ON FOR TONIGHT?” [sighs] JEEZ. – WHAT? YOU CAN’T CATCH ME. YOU CAN’T CATCH ME. I’M LANCE MOORE. TOUCHDOWN, BITCH. WHAT? PAUSE. [phone chimes] OH, SHOOT. KEEGAN’S BEEN TEXTING ME. “SORRY, DUDE, MISSED YOUR TEXTS. “I ASSUMED WE’D MEET AT THE BAR. WHATEVER.

Key & Peele – Mr. Nostrand’s Big Mistake

Key & Peele – Mr. Nostrand’s Big Mistake

[bell rings] [students chattering] [chatter fades] – I… AM YOUR SUBSTITUTE… MR. NOSTRAND. BUT THAT MIGHT AS WELL SAY, “NO NONSENSE,” BECAUSE I DO NOT PLAY. NOW, TODAY WILL NOT BE A DAY OFF. IN FACT, TODAY, YOU WILL WORK HARDER THAN– [farts] [farts quietly] all: [laughing] – SEE YOU LATER, MR. POOTSTRAND! DID THAT

Key & Peele – Make-A-Wish

Key & Peele – Make-A-Wish

[monitor beeping steadily] [thunder booming] – HI, YOU MUST BE LIAM. – HEY, BUDDY, HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY? – [hoarsely] I’M FEELING FINE, DR. GUPTA. JUST FINE. – THIS IS MARION GLASS, AND SHE’S FROM THE MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION. – MARION GLASS. – HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY, LIAM? – I’M FINE, MARION

BDSM Food Porn Star – Mini-Mocks

BDSM Food Porn Star – Mini-Mocks

– [Eden] Don’t play with your food is good advice, so I don’t play with mine, I dominate it. I’m Eden and I make BDSM food porn. People think this is just food play, but it’s more than that. I’m humiliating food to relish the power relationship I have with it. You like that you

RENO 911! – Terry’s Tacos

RENO 911! – Terry’s Tacos

[indistinct chatter on radio]Buenos noches,Pedro. – Hi, Terry. – ‘Hey, Terry.’ Whoo-whoo! (Jones) ‘You wanna know why we’re here?’ Why, is there a fight? – No, there’s not a fight yet. – Yeah, they… Terry we got a call that, uh ‘somebody, an employee here’ ‘was turnin’ tricks up on the roof.’ – No way.

Key & Peele – TeachingCenter

Key & Peele – TeachingCenter

(male announcer) Teaching Center is brought to you by BMW. The ultimate driving machine. [upbeat rock music] ♪ ♪ Hello and welcome to Teaching Center. I’m Boyd Maxwell, with today’s top stories from the exciting world of teaching. And I’m Perry Schmidt. Well, now we know. The long awaited announcement by star English teacher Ruby

Key & Peele – Nooice

Key & Peele – Nooice

♪ – NOICE! ♪ NOICE! ♪ NOICE! – NOICE! ♪ – NOICE! – NOICE! – [laughs] – EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME. ‘SCUSE ME. ‘SCUSE ME. ‘SCUSE ME, ‘SCUSE ME. ‘SCUSE ME, ‘SCUSE ME, ‘SCUSE ME. ‘SCUSE ME, ‘SCUSE ME, ‘SCUSE ME. – WHAT’S UP, BOY? WHAT’S UP, BOO? – YO, WHAT YOU DOIN’? – I’M

Key & Peele – Andre and Meegan’s First Date  – Uncensored