The Hot Pockets Heiress Is Going to Jail – Lights Out with David Spade

The heiress to the Hot Pocket fortune was sentenced to five months in prison for her involvement in the college admissions scandal. I didn’t even know she was involved in it. They doubled her sentence when they found out, uh, she… she’s the one that came up with broccoli-flavored Hot Pockets. Uh, you know, these

Boarding a Plane Shouldn’t Be This Hard – Key & Peele

Boarding a Plane Shouldn’t Be This Hard – Key & Peele

– GOOD MORNING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE ARE ABOUT TO BEGIN BOARDING SOUTH NORTHERN AIRLINES FLIGHT 34 TO GRAND RAPIDS. – OH, OKAY, I’M–EXCUSE ME. BOARDING GROUP ONE. I’M IN BOARDING GROUP ONE. EXCUSE ME. I’M IN BOARDING GROUP ONE. – AND WE WOULD LIKE TO BEGIN PRE-BOARDING WITH OUR FIRST-CLASS PASSENGERS. FIRST-CLASS PASSENGERS ONLY,

Boarding a Plane Shouldn’t Be This Hard – Key & Peele

– GOOD MORNING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE ARE ABOUT TO BEGIN BOARDING SOUTH NORTHERN AIRLINES FLIGHT 34 TO GRAND RAPIDS. – OH, OKAY, I’M–EXCUSE ME. BOARDING GROUP ONE. I’M IN BOARDING GROUP ONE. EXCUSE ME. I’M IN BOARDING GROUP ONE. – AND WE WOULD LIKE TO BEGIN PRE-BOARDING WITH OUR FIRST-CLASS PASSENGERS. FIRST-CLASS PASSENGERS ONLY,

Lil Jon Gives the Panel Some Party-Throwing Tips – Lights Out with David Spade
Get Ready for “The Bachelor”: Old Person Edition (feat. Moshe Kasher) – Lights Out with David Spade
Please Don’t Take Out a Loan from StubHub (feat. Tim Dillon) – Lights Out with David Spade

Please Don’t Take Out a Loan from StubHub (feat. Tim Dillon) – Lights Out with David Spade

If you’ve ever thought, “How can I be more in debt,” this story’s for you. Uh, ticket broker StubHub is offering loans to buy Super Bowl tickets, tickets between 5 grand and $17,000, with interest rates between 10% and 30%, -which means 30%. -(groaning) This is horrifying. You want to char– Get (bleep)ed. First of

How David Spade Spends a Vacation – Lights Out with David Spade

How David Spade Spends a Vacation – Lights Out with David Spade

You can tell I got a cold still. Um… Don’t worry. You’re all contaminated. With all the hubbub yesterday, I forgot to tell you guys what I did on my break. (chuckles) Everyone’s riveted. Uh, I went to Aspen. I did two shows, stand-up. First of all, I bought a new coat for it, and

Surviving 24 Hours in a Strip Club – Not Safe with Nikki Glaser
Rob Lowe Has Been Sunning His Butthole Forever – Lights Out with David Spade

Rob Lowe Has Been Sunning His Butthole Forever – Lights Out with David Spade

Sweater weather! Well, it’s good to have Dusty here. Uh, Annie’s been here a lot. And, uh, Rob, first time. -Yeah. -Rob… -(cheering and applause) Rob’s an old buddy. We did The Comedy Central Roast of Rob Lowe together, so you can handle this. You were the meanest person there. I don’t think I wa–

Do We Really Need a Hair Metal Tour in 2019? (feat. Ray Romano) – Lights Out with David Spade