Key & Peele – Pawn Shop

Key & Peele – Pawn Shop

[rapid knocking on door] [buzzer] – HEY, MAN. HOW YOU DOING? YOU GUYS GOT BOW AND ARROWS? – YEAH. – OH, YEAH. OH, THAT’S IT. YEAH, THERE IT IS. THERE. THAT’LL DO IT. THAT’S GONNA DO IT. YUP. WHERE ARE THE ARROWS AT? [clears throat] YEAH. YOU GOT–YOU GUYS GOT M80s? – WE DON’T CARRY

Key & Peele – Power Falcons

Key & Peele – Power Falcons

[rock music] – ♪ SAVING EARTH FROM SPACE ♪ POWER FALCONS! – [roars] [falcon screech] [growls] – YELLOW FALCON, WHAT DO YOUR SENSES TELL YA? – DESTRUCTO IS A KILLING MACHINE. – [growls] – HIS ARMOR IS IMPERVIOUS TO OUR BLASTERS. YOU GOT ANY IDEAS, RED FALCON? – SURE DO, YELLOW FALCON. BLUE FALCON, YOU

Key & Peele – Magician Cop

Key & Peele – Magician Cop

[indistinct radio chatter] [tapping on glass] – WAS I SPEEDING, OFFICER? – YOU DON’T LOOK LIKE YOU’RE FROM AROUND HERE. – NO, SIR. – YOU BEEN DOING ANY DRUGS TONIGHT? – NO, SIR. – NOPE? – NO. – WHY DON’T YOU POP THAT TRUNK, STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE FOR ME, PLEASE. – REALLY? –

Town Hall Audience Member – Key & Peele

Town Hall Audience Member – Key & Peele

Folks, I have a simple philosophy. The government should work for everyone, not just the elite. And that’s why I helped pass the farm bill, because I care about farmers. But I won’t stop there. I will work for everyone, whether you are young, whether you are old, whether you are Asian or Hispanic, whether

Alien Shooting – RENO 911!

Alien Shooting – RENO 911!

[indistinct radio chatter] – Sheriff’s department! – Sheriff’s department! Frisbee! (Garcia) ‘Chandler, Ross, Joey’ ‘Oliver, Greg, get in the house!’ ‘Get in the house!’ (Garcia) ‘How are we doin’ today? How are we doin’?’ We got a call down there at the department uh, some, uh, aircraft takin’ off from, uh, Reno airport’s been receivin’

Substitute Teacher Pt. 2 – Key & Peele

Substitute Teacher Pt. 2 – Key & Peele

JAY-KWELIN. – HERE. – YOU ARE PRESENT? BA-LAKAY. – UH, HERE. – UH-HUH. DE-NICE. – HERE. – GOOD. JE-SEEKA. THANK YOU. – MR. GARVEY? – WHAT IS IT, A-ARON? – SOME OF US NEED TO LEAVE A FEW MINUTES EARLY TODAY. – OH. OH, IS THAT SO? – MM-HMM. – AND WHAT, PRAY TELL… IS

Key & Peele – Sex Detective – Uncensored

Key & Peele – Sex Detective – Uncensored

[indistinct chatter over police radio] [camera shutter clicks] – IT’S A WEIRD ONE– NOTHING OUT OF PLACE, NO MURDER WEAPON. – AND NO MOTIVE. THERE’S JUST A COUPLE LYING DEAD IN THEIR BED. – THE PROOF IS ALWAYS OUT THERE, DETECTIVES. YOU JUST HAVE TO KNOW WHERE TO FIND THE PUDDING. – EXCUSE ME, SIR,

Key & Peele – Consequences

Key & Peele – Consequences

[school bell rings] [indistinct chatter] OKAY, STUDENTS, SETTLE DOWN. SETTLE DOWN. THAT INCLUDES YOU, MR. RODRIGUEZ. DO YOU WANT TO TAKE THE MILK CARTON OFF OF YOUR HEAD? THANK YOU SO MUCH. WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST TODAY. HE’S FROM THIS NEIGHBORHOOD, AND HE’S A FORMER GANG MEMBER, AND HE’S COMING HERE THIS MORNING TO

Key & Peele – Pizza Order

Key & Peele – Pizza Order

– HELLO? THANKS FOR CALLING MARIO’S PIZZA. THIS IS CARLOS SPEAKING. – HELLO. WE WOULD LIKE A LARGE PIE WITH PEPPERONI, PINEAPPLE, AND CHEESY CRUST. – LARGE PEPPERONI WITH PINEAPPLE AND CHEESY CRUST. – WE WOULD ALSO LIKE A LARGE PIE WITH BACON, PINEAPPLE, AND…CHEESY CRUST. – LARGE BACON, PINEAPPLE, WITH CHEESY CRUST. OKAY. IS

Key & Peele – Party Games

Key & Peele – Party Games

– BUT YOU CAN’T SAY THE NAME OF THE CELEBRITY OR ANY PART OF THEIR NAME, GOT IT? – YEAH. – YEAH, WE GOT IT. – WE GOT IT. – YOU ARE SO GONNA LOSE. – BABY, YOU ARE GOING DOWN. – WHY DON’T YOU START THE TIMER AND BE AMAZED? – AND…GO. – OKAY,