Black People Telepathy – Key & Peele

Black People Telepathy – Key & Peele

ALL THE WAY DOWN AT THE END. – MM-HMM. – YOU HAVE YOUR OWN ATTACHED BATHROOM, BY THE WAY. OH, UM, HERE’S ONE OF OUR BEST RESEARCHERS. DICK? – HEY. – AH, HELLO THERE. [dramatic music] WHAT’S UP, DUDE? GLAD TO SEE THERE’S ANOTHER BROTHER IN THIS STUFFY PLACE. – SO, UH, THIS IS GONNA

The Great Choir Fight – Key & Peele

The Great Choir Fight – Key & Peele

♪ [vocalizing] ♪ Hey, I just got a text from Charles, y’all. He got on the wrong bus. He’s on the other side of town. Other side of town? But our concert is in an hour. Yeah, I know, but he wants us to warm up and rehearse Praise to the Lord.Charles said that? –

Key & Peele – Text Message Confusion – Uncensored

Key & Peele – Text Message Confusion – Uncensored

– “BEEN TRYING TO REACH OUT TO YOU ALL DAY. ARE WE ON FOR TONIGHT?” [sighs] JEEZ. – WHAT? YOU CAN’T CATCH ME. YOU CAN’T CATCH ME. I’M LANCE MOORE. TOUCHDOWN, BITCH. WHAT? PAUSE. [phone chimes] OH, SHOOT. KEEGAN’S BEEN TEXTING ME. “SORRY, DUDE, MISSED YOUR TEXTS. “I ASSUMED WE’D MEET AT THE BAR. WHATEVER.

The 911 Call That Will Change His Life – Key & Peele

The 911 Call That Will Change His Life – Key & Peele

This is all about Susie Diaz. It’s Suzie Diaz’s party. Susie Diaz is running the show. I’m just gonna show up. If she needs me to bring beer or something, I’m more than happy to do it. Oh, dude. Oh, my God. A woman just fainted. I’m gonna have to call you back. Ma’am. Ma’am.

Key & Peele – Mr. Nostrand’s Big Mistake

Key & Peele – Mr. Nostrand’s Big Mistake

[bell rings] [students chattering] [chatter fades] – I… AM YOUR SUBSTITUTE… MR. NOSTRAND. BUT THAT MIGHT AS WELL SAY, “NO NONSENSE,” BECAUSE I DO NOT PLAY. NOW, TODAY WILL NOT BE A DAY OFF. IN FACT, TODAY, YOU WILL WORK HARDER THAN– [farts] [farts quietly] all: [laughing] – SEE YOU LATER, MR. POOTSTRAND! DID THAT

BDSM Food Porn Star – Mini-Mocks

BDSM Food Porn Star – Mini-Mocks

– [Eden] Don’t play with your food is good advice, so I don’t play with mine, I dominate it. I’m Eden and I make BDSM food porn. People think this is just food play, but it’s more than that. I’m humiliating food to relish the power relationship I have with it. You like that you

RENO 911! – Terry’s Tacos

RENO 911! – Terry’s Tacos

[indistinct chatter on radio]Buenos noches,Pedro. – Hi, Terry. – ‘Hey, Terry.’ Whoo-whoo! (Jones) ‘You wanna know why we’re here?’ Why, is there a fight? – No, there’s not a fight yet. – Yeah, they… Terry we got a call that, uh ‘somebody, an employee here’ ‘was turnin’ tricks up on the roof.’ – No way.

Key & Peele – TeachingCenter

Key & Peele – TeachingCenter

(male announcer) Teaching Center is brought to you by BMW. The ultimate driving machine. [upbeat rock music] ♪ ♪ Hello and welcome to Teaching Center. I’m Boyd Maxwell, with today’s top stories from the exciting world of teaching. And I’m Perry Schmidt. Well, now we know. The long awaited announcement by star English teacher Ruby

Key & Peele – Nooice

Key & Peele – Nooice

♪ – NOICE! ♪ NOICE! ♪ NOICE! – NOICE! ♪ – NOICE! – NOICE! – [laughs] – EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME. ‘SCUSE ME. ‘SCUSE ME. ‘SCUSE ME, ‘SCUSE ME. ‘SCUSE ME, ‘SCUSE ME, ‘SCUSE ME. ‘SCUSE ME, ‘SCUSE ME, ‘SCUSE ME. – WHAT’S UP, BOY? WHAT’S UP, BOO? – YO, WHAT YOU DOIN’? – I’M

Key & Peele – Andre and Meegan’s First Date  – Uncensored