Cory Booker Tells Senate Committee Chairman To ‘Bring It’

Cory Booker Tells Senate Committee Chairman To ‘Bring It’

( LAUGHTER ) TODAY WAS ALSO DAY THREE OF THE CONFIRMATION HEARINGS FOR SUPREME COURT NOMINEE AND MAN DEMONSTRATING HOW MUCH HE’S GOING TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS, BRETT KAVANAUGH. AND, SO FAR, IT’S BEEN THE MOST CONTENTIOUS SUPREME COURT HEARINGS SINCE BACK IN 1987, WHEN DEMOCRATIC SENATORS HELD ROBERT BORK DOWN AND DREW A PENIS

Black People Telepathy – Key & Peele

Black People Telepathy – Key & Peele

ALL THE WAY DOWN AT THE END. – MM-HMM. – YOU HAVE YOUR OWN ATTACHED BATHROOM, BY THE WAY. OH, UM, HERE’S ONE OF OUR BEST RESEARCHERS. DICK? – HEY. – AH, HELLO THERE. [dramatic music] WHAT’S UP, DUDE? GLAD TO SEE THERE’S ANOTHER BROTHER IN THIS STUFFY PLACE. – SO, UH, THIS IS GONNA

Key & Peele – Les Mis
The Great Choir Fight – Key & Peele

The Great Choir Fight – Key & Peele

♪ [vocalizing] ♪ Hey, I just got a text from Charles, y’all. He got on the wrong bus. He’s on the other side of town. Other side of town? But our concert is in an hour. Yeah, I know, but he wants us to warm up and rehearse Praise to the Lord.Charles said that? –

Key & Peele – Text Message Confusion – Uncensored

Key & Peele – Text Message Confusion – Uncensored

– “BEEN TRYING TO REACH OUT TO YOU ALL DAY. ARE WE ON FOR TONIGHT?” [sighs] JEEZ. – WHAT? YOU CAN’T CATCH ME. YOU CAN’T CATCH ME. I’M LANCE MOORE. TOUCHDOWN, BITCH. WHAT? PAUSE. [phone chimes] OH, SHOOT. KEEGAN’S BEEN TEXTING ME. “SORRY, DUDE, MISSED YOUR TEXTS. “I ASSUMED WE’D MEET AT THE BAR. WHATEVER.

The 911 Call That Will Change His Life – Key & Peele

The 911 Call That Will Change His Life – Key & Peele

This is all about Susie Diaz. It’s Suzie Diaz’s party. Susie Diaz is running the show. I’m just gonna show up. If she needs me to bring beer or something, I’m more than happy to do it. Oh, dude. Oh, my God. A woman just fainted. I’m gonna have to call you back. Ma’am. Ma’am.

Key & Peele – Mr. Nostrand’s Big Mistake

Key & Peele – Mr. Nostrand’s Big Mistake

[bell rings] [students chattering] [chatter fades] – I… AM YOUR SUBSTITUTE… MR. NOSTRAND. BUT THAT MIGHT AS WELL SAY, “NO NONSENSE,” BECAUSE I DO NOT PLAY. NOW, TODAY WILL NOT BE A DAY OFF. IN FACT, TODAY, YOU WILL WORK HARDER THAN– [farts] [farts quietly] all: [laughing] – SEE YOU LATER, MR. POOTSTRAND! DID THAT

Key & Peele – Make-A-Wish

Key & Peele – Make-A-Wish

[monitor beeping steadily] [thunder booming] – HI, YOU MUST BE LIAM. – HEY, BUDDY, HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY? – [hoarsely] I’M FEELING FINE, DR. GUPTA. JUST FINE. – THIS IS MARION GLASS, AND SHE’S FROM THE MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION. – MARION GLASS. – HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY, LIAM? – I’M FINE, MARION