(audience applause) – All right, who’s the one that Sit Still, Look Pretty, who requested that song? Where’s Nicole? Hi Nicole. Nicole you might be my height. – Hi. (laughing) I know I’m short. – I am too, it’s okay. – You’re amazing. – Great things – in small packages, that’s what I say. –
-You’ve been honest about a couple things. One, you have endorsed Bernie Sanders. -Yes. -And, two, you have encouraged all Democrats to do the same, which is, whoever the nominee is, you will support. -Absolutely. Yes, yes. -And — [ Cheers and applause ] -In fact, I just — I thought, all of us —
WELCOME ONE AND ALL, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IN HERE, OUT THERE, ALL AROUND THE WORLD TO “THE LATE SHOW,” I’M YOUR HOST STEPHEN TEACH, AND IT IS — ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) — AN HISTORIC DAY IN AN-MERICA BECAUSE TODAY, THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES FORMALLY SENT ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT TO THE SENATE TO BEGIN
– Okay so you guys, I have a big announcement. Paul and I are having a baby! – Oh my god! – Yeah. – When are you due? – 30 weeks. – That’s amazing, congrats. – Thank you. – Actually, I have some big news too. Colin and I got tickets to Hamilton! (surprised gasps)
You can tell I got a cold still. Um… Don’t worry. You’re all contaminated. With all the hubbub yesterday, I forgot to tell you guys what I did on my break. (chuckles) Everyone’s riveted. Uh, I went to Aspen. I did two shows, stand-up. First of all, I bought a new coat for it, and
(electronic sounds) (jazzy electronica music) ♪ ♪ (jazz music) ♪ ♪ (mumbles happily) (grunts) (gasps) (chimes) (sniffles) (hums) (squeaks) (electronic blasting) MM? (cackles) (running) (chimes) (bell ringing) boing! boing! boing! (bell ringing) (bell ringing) thwack! (bell ringing) (growls) (laughs maniacally) (crash) (crash) (crash) (birds chirping) (pop) (bell ringing) (tires squeaking) (bell ringing) (tickets clicking) OW!