The All-Male Panel on Women’s Health: The Daily Show

The All-Male Panel on Women’s Health: The Daily Show

Unlike the Republicans, we have an actual woman who can give us her perspective on how this bill impacts women’s health. Michelle Wolf, everybody. (cheering, applause) Thank you. Thank you. Hello, Trevor, hello. So, Michelle, let’s just get straight into it. What do you make of this health care bill? Oh, I’m not sure this

Key & Peele – Text Message Confusion – Uncensored

Key & Peele – Text Message Confusion – Uncensored

– “BEEN TRYING TO REACH OUT TO YOU ALL DAY. ARE WE ON FOR TONIGHT?” [sighs] JEEZ. – WHAT? YOU CAN’T CATCH ME. YOU CAN’T CATCH ME. I’M LANCE MOORE. TOUCHDOWN, BITCH. WHAT? PAUSE. [phone chimes] OH, SHOOT. KEEGAN’S BEEN TEXTING ME. “SORRY, DUDE, MISSED YOUR TEXTS. “I ASSUMED WE’D MEET AT THE BAR. WHATEVER.

Key & Peele – Mr. Nostrand’s Big Mistake

Key & Peele – Mr. Nostrand’s Big Mistake

[bell rings] [students chattering] [chatter fades] – I… AM YOUR SUBSTITUTE… MR. NOSTRAND. BUT THAT MIGHT AS WELL SAY, “NO NONSENSE,” BECAUSE I DO NOT PLAY. NOW, TODAY WILL NOT BE A DAY OFF. IN FACT, TODAY, YOU WILL WORK HARDER THAN– [farts] [farts quietly] all: [laughing] – SEE YOU LATER, MR. POOTSTRAND! DID THAT

Key & Peele – Make-A-Wish

Key & Peele – Make-A-Wish

[monitor beeping steadily] [thunder booming] – HI, YOU MUST BE LIAM. – HEY, BUDDY, HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY? – [hoarsely] I’M FEELING FINE, DR. GUPTA. JUST FINE. – THIS IS MARION GLASS, AND SHE’S FROM THE MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION. – MARION GLASS. – HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY, LIAM? – I’M FINE, MARION

RENO 911! – Terry’s Tacos

RENO 911! – Terry’s Tacos

[indistinct chatter on radio]Buenos noches,Pedro. – Hi, Terry. – ‘Hey, Terry.’ Whoo-whoo! (Jones) ‘You wanna know why we’re here?’ Why, is there a fight? – No, there’s not a fight yet. – Yeah, they… Terry we got a call that, uh ‘somebody, an employee here’ ‘was turnin’ tricks up on the roof.’ – No way.

Key & Peele – Andre and Meegan’s First Date  – Uncensored
Key & Peele – White-Sounding Black Guys
Key & Peele – Cute Puppies

Key & Peele – Cute Puppies

– WHEN SHE DOES TALK, LIKE, YOU’RE LISTENING. , OH, MY GOD. LAST TIME, I WAS LIKE, “WHO ARE YOU? YOU’RE BRILLIANT.” – I KNOW. – [gasps] OH, MY GOD! – [gasps] OH, MY GOD. both: OH, MY GOD! – AMY, LOOK AT THAT ONE! – OH, MEGAN! – HE IS SO CUTE. – THAT

Key & Peele – Cute Puppies

– WHEN SHE DOES TALK, LIKE, YOU’RE LISTENING. , OH, MY GOD. LAST TIME, I WAS LIKE, “WHO ARE YOU? YOU’RE BRILLIANT.” – I KNOW. – [gasps] OH, MY GOD! – [gasps] OH, MY GOD. both: OH, MY GOD! – AMY, LOOK AT THAT ONE! – OH, MEGAN! – HE IS SO CUTE. – THAT