Key & Peele – Pawn Shop

Key & Peele – Pawn Shop

[rapid knocking on door] [buzzer] – HEY, MAN. HOW YOU DOING? YOU GUYS GOT BOW AND ARROWS? – YEAH. – OH, YEAH. OH, THAT’S IT. YEAH, THERE IT IS. THERE. THAT’LL DO IT. THAT’S GONNA DO IT. YUP. WHERE ARE THE ARROWS AT? [clears throat] YEAH. YOU GOT–YOU GUYS GOT M80s? – WE DON’T CARRY

Mexican Standoff (ft. Key & Peele)

Mexican Standoff (ft. Key & Peele)

Freeze! End of the line, Cortez! Alright. Here we go. Well, well, well, boys. Looks like we got a Mexican stand-off. Guess again. We’ve got a sniper trained on your position. Nice try. But I’ve had an unmanned drone on that sniper’s ass this whole time. You mean the unmanned drone our hacker just took

Key & Peele – Insult Comic

Key & Peele – Insult Comic

[cheers and applause] – THANK YOU, SIR. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, HOW’S EVERYBODY– HOW’S EVERYBODY DOING? [cheers] ALL RIGHT, AND YOU GUYS CAN ALL HEAR ME OKAY? all: YEAH. – I KNOW THIS GUY CAN RIGHT HERE. BOY, THIS GUY’S EARS ARE SO BIG, HE’S LAUGHING AT JOKES FROM THE YUK-YUK CLUB ALL THE WAY

Key & Peele – Power Falcons

Key & Peele – Power Falcons

[rock music] – ♪ SAVING EARTH FROM SPACE ♪ POWER FALCONS! – [roars] [falcon screech] [growls] – YELLOW FALCON, WHAT DO YOUR SENSES TELL YA? – DESTRUCTO IS A KILLING MACHINE. – [growls] – HIS ARMOR IS IMPERVIOUS TO OUR BLASTERS. YOU GOT ANY IDEAS, RED FALCON? – SURE DO, YELLOW FALCON. BLUE FALCON, YOU

Key & Peele – Magician Cop

Key & Peele – Magician Cop

[indistinct radio chatter] [tapping on glass] – WAS I SPEEDING, OFFICER? – YOU DON’T LOOK LIKE YOU’RE FROM AROUND HERE. – NO, SIR. – YOU BEEN DOING ANY DRUGS TONIGHT? – NO, SIR. – NOPE? – NO. – WHY DON’T YOU POP THAT TRUNK, STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE FOR ME, PLEASE. – REALLY? –

Town Hall Audience Member – Key & Peele

Town Hall Audience Member – Key & Peele

Folks, I have a simple philosophy. The government should work for everyone, not just the elite. And that’s why I helped pass the farm bill, because I care about farmers. But I won’t stop there. I will work for everyone, whether you are young, whether you are old, whether you are Asian or Hispanic, whether

Substitute Teacher Pt. 2 – Key & Peele

Substitute Teacher Pt. 2 – Key & Peele

JAY-KWELIN. – HERE. – YOU ARE PRESENT? BA-LAKAY. – UH, HERE. – UH-HUH. DE-NICE. – HERE. – GOOD. JE-SEEKA. THANK YOU. – MR. GARVEY? – WHAT IS IT, A-ARON? – SOME OF US NEED TO LEAVE A FEW MINUTES EARLY TODAY. – OH. OH, IS THAT SO? – MM-HMM. – AND WHAT, PRAY TELL… IS

Key & Peele – A Cappella – Uncensored
Key & Peele – Sex Detective – Uncensored

Key & Peele – Sex Detective – Uncensored

[indistinct chatter over police radio] [camera shutter clicks] – IT’S A WEIRD ONE– NOTHING OUT OF PLACE, NO MURDER WEAPON. – AND NO MOTIVE. THERE’S JUST A COUPLE LYING DEAD IN THEIR BED. – THE PROOF IS ALWAYS OUT THERE, DETECTIVES. YOU JUST HAVE TO KNOW WHERE TO FIND THE PUDDING. – EXCUSE ME, SIR,

Key & Peele – East/West College Bowl

Key & Peele – East/West College Bowl

– HI, EVERYBODY, I’M DAVE STASSEN ALONGSIDE GEOFF WORTHING, AND WELCOME TO THE ANNUAL EAST/WEST BOWL, AS WE GET READY TO WATCH SOME OF THE BEST COLLEGE PLAYERS IN THE NATION SHOWCASE THEIR SKILLS IN A CLASSIC SHOWDOWN BETWEEN EAST AND WEST. AND THERE REALLY ARE SOME CHARACTERS ON THIS YEAR’S SQUADS, AREN’T THERE, GEOFF?