– OK, running back committee, help yourselves to some pastries. – [Speaking over each other:] FEED ME. FEED ME. – I’m not hungry right now. – I’M SO FED, I’M GOING TO YAC. That’s a yards-after-catch joke. – Our Q3 numbers are strong, but QBs are trending towards throwing the ball in Q4. – Ah, interesting.
– I hate it when they throw. – I’M MY WHOLE TEAM NOW. – Settle down. You’re acting like real receivers. – IT’S NOT THAT HARD: THROW THE BALL WELL ENOUGH TO CATCH BUT BAD ENOUGH THAT WE LOOK COOL. – Yo, what do I pay the pizza guy, like a million? – And this is why holding out works. I made less money, and now I play for the Jets. – Cool.
– Thanks for sharing. – WHO NEEDS CONTRACTS? JUST PLAY FOR 40 YEARS. – The chair recognizes the Niners subcommittee. – [In unison:] Deep dive. Circle back. Synergy. – Next order of business: How is Chubb growing? – Uhh… – HOW DARE THE HATERS SAY WE %@!#&!$ SUCK JUST BECAUSE WE %@!#&!$ SUCK. – Maybe I’m the star. Fine. – Rapid-fire ideas to increase value: Go. – WE NEED QBS THAT DON’T DO WHAT WE DO. – NOSE PIERCINGS, ARM TAPES, AIRHEADS. – FOUR P.M. SHOULD BE DINNER TIME, NOT GAME TIME. – All right, gentlemen, meeting adjourned. – WHY DOES HE GET MORE PIZZA THAN ME? – IT’S THE SAME AMOUNT OF PIZZA. I JUST DO MORE WITH IT! – I’m Eli, and lately I’ve had some time to learn about the internet. You can subscribe below, whatever that means. Here let me type in Eli Manni— Oh, no….